Sept. 16, 2025

EP96 - Not Your Usual Parenthood - Cabbage Patch To Lifelike Dolls

EP96 - Not Your Usual Parenthood - Cabbage Patch To Lifelike Dolls
Season 2

Natty and Miss Liss explore bizarre and eerie topics including hysterical pregnancy, a religious miracle birth, a cult leader's baby trafficking scheme, and the unnervingly lifelike world of reborn dolls. They also tackle urban legends, internet hoaxes, and the psychological phenomenon of uncanny valley, all while weaving humor and incredulity into these unsettling tales.

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of the CCC podcast. Hope see soon. All right, Welcome, back.

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Everyone with me again is Missless from Ouches out a ghost,

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and I'm gonna have to get used to say something different.

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Well, thank you for having me on again.

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Oh much, appreciate it. It's always a blast having you on,

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so I'm definitely okay with that. So yeah, I'm I'm pumped.

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I'm pumped because I always get excited when I record

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with you, so it's always a good time. Woo. So

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we're we're winging it today for the norm we wing

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it a lot, I've decided, and I found some interesting

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stuff here again. It's back in Hippo eats dwarf aside

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from apparently there's some water or something going on with

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my book, but that doesn't affect the quality of what's inside,

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so we went ahead just pick that. And I know

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some people are a little finicky about certain topics. It

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just kind of grosses them out. So men, ahead of time,

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get over yourselves. It'll be fine. You don't have to

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experience this the way that we have to experience it

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for starters. And it kind of worked out because there's

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been a lot of people around me that have been

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finding out that they are housing a mini somebody inside

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of their bodies.

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Ooh, you better be careful, you might catch it.

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No if I yeah, ah, it hates us like it

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literally just like stopped it. It was like Internet is unstable.

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I was like you were at Scallion. So again, Hippoa's

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dwarf and we are in reality. Rule one point six

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is where we're starting. There's gonna be a couple rules

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that we're gonna cover because they are shorter, but they're

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definitely just as interesting as it was before. And it

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is when seeking medical advice about birth, it's better to

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rely on a doctor than a backthrow miracle worker, all right,

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which sounds sketchy, right, like that backwoods or back door. Wow,

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we all know what I was doing last night.

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My gosh, oh Jesus, all right, So we have like

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always there's usually like a little vocab.

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Mixed in with kind of the stories and all of that.

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So our word here is hysterical pregnancy, which is a

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noun and says a medical condition in which a woman

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falsely believes she is pregnant, sometimes to the point of

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developing pregnancy symptoms, like swear that you're pregnant, but you

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take a test and everything's negative. Or I've even heard

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of people even gaining weight, like they look pregnant.

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I've heard of this and I've seen people that this

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has happened to.

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Yeah, like they look pregnant, they act pregnant, they go

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in for a screen and nothing, and I just I

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can't even like that is so unfortunate for me, you

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know what I mean.

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I think that's purely psychological though, isn't it. And it's

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just like, yeah, you think it's so hard, so but

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it's it's bizarre that it can mess with your hormones

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and stuff and like stop your periods and do all that,

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like you have that much power in your brain. The

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brain is insane.

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I was like, our bodies can handle some stuff for real,

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Like I know of a person who their brain was

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messed up, obviously, and I would say, oh, yeah, normals

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different for every person, but no, there was something very

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wrong here. This person literally took a table saw and

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cut their own hands off in one of their feet

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what Yeah, and survived. You know, this person not personally,

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but I do know it was one hundred percent a

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real person and it really happened. It was so bizarre.

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I don't even know what to say to that.

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And from what I gathered, they were able to reattach

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the appendages all but like one.

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Do the nerves still work? Like did they connect them?

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I don't know. They went to a different location that

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was better suited for that type of trauma.

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Imagine the pain and then to continue on to the

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next appendage.

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Like for me, it's not only imagine the pain. Imagine

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the pain, and you are doing it to yourself, not

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like someone's forcing you or anything like that where you

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don't have a choice. That's happening regardless. I mean, you

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literally have the gusso to continue to do it to yourself.

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At any point you could stop, and you continue to

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do it. Why it was their version of wanting to

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leave this realm.

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It just seems like such a harder way to do it, right,

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But I was like, how did they survive? Your body's

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funny too, because you can go into shock, but the

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blood loss is still blood loss because exactly I don't know.

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But I guess they were getting blood pumped into them

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like the whole time, and it was just bizarre. But anyway,

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back to babies.

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That's a segue that seguay or with.

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Death comes life is the way I look at it.

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We'll put it that way.

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Okay.

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So this one's labeled miracle birth, and it says during

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the summer of two thousand and four, hundreds of Muslims

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flocked to West German University clinic to see a woman

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who had given birth to all his chosen son. It

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says their source for this information a rumor posted on

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a Turkish internet site. Because that sounds reliable, They had

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read it online, so of course it had to be true, right, right.

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So the woman was said to have been burn across

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her entire body except for her tatas while giving birth,

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and to have died from all of the wounds. She

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had then been buried, but was dug up when someone

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realized that Allah had brought her back to life so

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that she could breastfeed the Messiah for forty days before dying. Again,

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what this is already so weird? This is just the beginning.

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Oh okay, Yeah.

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The staff at the German clinic were at first confused,

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then amused, and then frightened by the steady stream of pilgrims.

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Some had traveled all the way from the Netherlands to

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come see the spectacle. Eventually, the clinic hired extra security

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to turn away pilgrims who refused to believe that there

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really truly was no wish. There's no one there matching

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the description of all his chosen son and his mother.

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This case illustrates that this is supposedly an age of

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science and reason, but also an age of faith, and

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many people are quite willing to believest supernatural forces can

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intervene directly with the process of birth. So that's one case, supposedly,

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but it also is already instigating there, or already insinuating

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that there's no evidence. Right, there's nobody here by that description.

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All these people are showing up, but they're trying to

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get rid of them. So at least that one's not

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really holding a lot of water to start with, because

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that would be pretty far fetched. I'm still just like, oh, well,

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everybody believes their own thing. But oddly enough. In two

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thousand and four also saw the bizarre case of Archbishop

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Gilbert Deya and his Holy ghost babies.

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Gilbert Deya, I'm just gonna leave that pond, that's it,

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and his.

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Holy ghost babies, all right, This self styled arc bishop

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he gave himself that you know name, which means that

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he's probably a psychopath at this point, right, because that's

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what serial killers do. They give themselves their own names before.

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You start a cult.

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Yeah, oh yeah, that's a good point. Sorry people, goodness

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all right. But anyway, so he convinced numerous female followers

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in Britain that they had been impregnated by Jesus. He

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then with these women the way to Kenya, where they

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gave birth in a backstreet clinic.

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Oh my gosh, there was just one problem.

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Most of the women were either postman apostle or infertile stopping. Furthermore,

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the Holy Ghost babies had developed within their wombs, and

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record breaking time, Deya helped one fifty six year old

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woman give birth thirteen times in three years. That's about

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one baby every three months. But the really bizarre thing

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was that the living, screaming, kicking babies did appear at

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the end of the rapid fire pregnancies, So where were

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they coming from?

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He was definitely stealing babies. It's like a what is

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it that we talked about it earlier before the episode

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the Mary Top situation when there was sneaking bunny parts.

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Yep, this is A.

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He's going to an orphanage of wherever and stealing babies

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and being like here, here's another one.

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Yeah, it says. The Kenyan government had an explanation. They

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accused Daya of baby trafficking. You're right there, gathering up infants,

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infants in the slums of Kenya and depositing them into

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the hands of British women. Strangely, the women appeared unaware

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of the illegality or deception, their desire to give birth

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with them troble hold On. It says their desire to

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give birth was so strong that they allowed Daya to

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convince them that they were pregnant. They're gonna be pregnant.

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You're not a buddy that sits there and burns that quick.

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Well, you could be pregnant.

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That doesn't mean in too much. You got a pop akato.

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That's true. But my thing is, it's not like he

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was saying, oh, they were birthed, here's a baby. It

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was he was convincing these women that they had been

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pregnant the whole time and were giving birth to their

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own babies. And isn't Kenya. I'm pretty sure babies in

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Kenya look a lot different than babies in Britain.

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Yeah, and what do they have the baby under the table.

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They're like, push, I should tell the baby, yeah right, Like,

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how does this even happen?

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I don't know. I don't know.

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Lather the baby with some kool aid to me.

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Yeah, it's bloody, it says. A video of one of

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the quote unquote miracle birth shows a semi conscious woman,

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clearly unaware of what was happening, being handed a baby

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while quote unquote doctors cut an umbilical cord that looks

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suspiciously like a wire, which goes to show there's surely

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nothing people can't be made to believe if they want

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to believe it badly enough.

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Oh my gosh, So.

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I guess it was get the women so altered mentally

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that like basically drug them and they're hallucinating this birth.

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Essentially it looks like the ultimate gaslight, you know.

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Cutting a shoelace handed on a cabbage patch. That's hilarious.

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Oh my god.

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I would have never had a millionaires thought of that.

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But it had to be a real baby for them

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to believe it.

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When they're up right, maybe he swaps it out after

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it is still loopy.

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They don't know that is a good point because you'd

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have to time the stealing of the baby to.

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Match as he has a five year old.

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That's a big baby. Why does my baby have teeth

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and talks already? Oh my god, that's so gross. Can

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you imagine a baby coming out with the full set

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of teeth?

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Uh? They do that on Instagram, not Instagram. On Snapchat

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they have all those filters that you can put it

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on like newborns, and they have like the teeth.

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And it just looks so I do cringe worthy.

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Yeah, it's like Uncanny Valley, Like, no, don't do it

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so gross.

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Well, anyway, so that was messed up enough, so then

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we're gonna move on to reality Rule one point seven.

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The Internet is not reliable source of information about babies

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or birth, it says reality Check. The fetal footprint a

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photograph show was the outline of a fetus's foot pressing

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against the inner wall of the mother's stomach. Is the

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photo real or fake? You can see that see it

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on the top.

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It looks like a horror movie. I've seen bulges come

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out when I was pregnant, but I didn't never saw

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like a foot imprinted like that like that. Clearly and

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I've felt them kicking on my bladder and everywhere else

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inside of me.

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My son was so big and I was so short

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that when he would move, you would see like pieces,

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But I don't. I couldn't get a good view as

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to how far it was, like how detailed it was,

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but you could clearly tell that there was a hand

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or a foot present.

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Yeah, but the picture you just showed me outlined each

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individual toe of the baby's.

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Foot exactly, So I guess we will find out, all right.

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So the photograph began circulating the internet a mid well,

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this is interesting two thousand and four, So apparently we

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had some interesting stuff going on two thousand work. Its

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source remains a mystery, making it impossible to say with

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one hundred percent certainty the image was real or fake. However,

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although women will often feel a belly bulge when the

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baby thrusts out a limb, the abdominal wall is simply

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too muscular and thick to allow a footprint to be

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seen with this clarity. The only way a fetal imprint

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could be seen in this way would be the rare

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case of an ectopic pregnancy which sucks, which involves a

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fetus developing outside the uterus. Okay, that is really not

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making me feel any better about this me being fixed thing.

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So you're saying there's a.

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Chance, but they can't make it to that size in

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topic pregnancy, can they?

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There are cases where women deliver babies that are outside

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the uterus really yep. Like I was actually just talking

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to some nurses at work the other day about this

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and how some of them are like in the abdomen,

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and and there was one case where the lady and

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this is my joke, I'm horrible, but they were like

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there was one like it was growing in her chest,

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and so I said, well, which way did the sperm

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go in?

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Oh my gosh.

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I thought it was funny, But they really can. All

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it needs is to meet the egg and stick somewhere

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it can get nutrients.

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I don't know why I thought that. I see. I

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think of them as like when women have IUDs and

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it kind of pushes it off and then you can

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have that. But they usually terminate themselves in a few weeks.

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Oh, Ectopic pregnancies do not terminate themselves.

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Okay, well I know nothing then, So I've had.

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I've had three of them, and the typical ectopic pregnancy

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is the fetus. The baby gets stuck inside the tube,

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and so when it gets stuck inside the fallopian tube,

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it doesn't stop growing. It continues to grow because it's

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nutrients and all of that. It grows slower, but it

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does continue to grow until eventually it it's basically it

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explodes and you hemorrhage and most of the time you die.

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Oh wow, Like if you don't catch it early enough,

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it's got a pretty decent mortality rate. So yeah, So

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I had to be like under a magnifying glass or

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a microscope or whatever when I was pregnant until we

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could find out if he was in the right spot.

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And usually it's like a fluke or there's like a

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one off thing. So the fact that I had three,

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like every time, the doctors are like, this should not

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even happen one. It shouldn't happened the first time because

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nothing was wrong. I was perfectly healthy and I was young.

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Usually you see ectopic pregnancies when there's iud's involved, like

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you said, or women that are older, like over the

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age of forty, that are having babies. But it's usually

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like one off and there's usually something that causes it.

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So the fact that I had one just out of

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nowhere was pretty uncommon. All right, Yeah, so this says

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again and the fetus develops outside the uterus. It says

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this condition could be life threatening for both mother and baby.

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And the photo does not appear to show it ec

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topic pregnancy again because it usually doesn't like hang out

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in the middle of nowhere. But in addition, the footprint

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seems disproportionately large for a fetus. Uh incorrect. I'm pretty

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sure my son's foot was about that side that he

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had some giant like clown feet when he came out,

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and he still got some big ol' freaking feet. So

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that's that one. And then there's reality check. There's trampoline

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baby and it says this photo shows an infant bouncing

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on a trampoline. Is it real or fake?

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How old is that baby supposed to be?

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It just says infant. I'd say three to six foot

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thing is.

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It could jump like that, like if somebody else jumped

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next to it and then jumped right off the trampoline,

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you know what I mean, Like Dad just jumped on

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there and gave a big leap and then he went

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flying up. But I don't think the baby would do

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it by himself.

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I concur so it says, this is yet another odd

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pick sure you might encounter on the internet. In this case,

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the baby is for ohs right, four month old Connor

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Simpson enjoying himself on a trampoline sometime in two thousand

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and two. Oh man, the two years early is the

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photo fake it as well? Yeah, people who have experienced

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with babies that all can guess that right away. Those

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with less baby experience, like me, waste hours trying to

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figure out how Connor could be doing that. We look

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for hidden wires or wonder if he was somehow tossed

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in the air. The solution is that Connor never had

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a trampoline adventure. He was photographed flying safely on a

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bed and then placed above a trampoline with a digital

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cut and paste magic. So photoshop the shit out of that.

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So the parents had print shop.

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Yep, So that's that one was pretty short. Then we

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have the next reality check. Supermodel eggs for sale? Is

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there an internet site that allows infertile couples to bid

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for the eggs of supermodels? I would say this is.

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Probably that sounds like it would be a thing. I

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feel like there would be a market for that.

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Well, you can go, it's like a sperm bank. You

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can go and be like, I want daddy to have

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brown hair, blue eyes, six foot two. Wait, I'm just

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describing my ex husband. Well that was awkward, but but yeah,

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something like that. But you could. It's not gonna guarantee,

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but women used to do that. You could pick out

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I want a lawyer, I want a doctor. I don't

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think that's genetic, but they think it did. It says

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all parents want their children to start life with very

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possible advantage. So wouldn't it be natural for infertile couple

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searching for an egg donor to pay premium dollar for

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eggs from donors with high status genetic advantages such as

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extraordinary beauty. In fact, some couples advertise for donors with

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specific characteristics such as height, athleticism, and high SAT scores.

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But a site oh debuting on a Tober nineteen ninety nine,

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ronsangels dot Com took this practice to a whole new level,

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allowing couples to bid for eggs from supermodeled donors. The

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New York Times thought the site was real and publish

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a story warning of the new age of u wish

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commodification of human egg donation, but in reality, the site

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was an elaborate publicity stunt for an online photography business.

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Ah. I feel like it would be on there now.

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I'll bet if you went online now you could probably

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find something like that. But then on the other end,

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you could get this online and it could be like,

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what was that doctor that owned the sperm bank and

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he kept putting his own stuff in there? Yeah?

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Can you imagine?

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So you could have this woman at home that's like

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just pumping these things though it looks nothing like this.

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Yeah, right, it comes out looking like a freaking hobbit

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instead of like an Amazon. I'm just, oh my gosh,

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I cannot even imagine being the parents of those children

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that that guy did that with. I mean this whole

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time thinking that your child is biologically your children.

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Yeah, so you still love them, but it's really this

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creep that kept.

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Yes and everybody yes.

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Horrific.

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And then think of the genetic abnormalities that could happen

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if these people don't know and say, for whatever chance,

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they meet each other and they fall in love and

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they get married and have babies, and they don't know

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that they're siblings.

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Boom seven toes.

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Yeah, and it comes out with the formula. They're like,

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what the folk's going on with us? Why can't we

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have like a normal child, And then they don't realize

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that they're related.

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What do you always say?

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Incest is test, but your cousin to the test.

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So dope.

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Believe that it's just something funny that my family has

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said for eons whenever we make fun of a small

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town that we are in. Okay, just to clarify not happening.

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Oh my gosh, that's too much. I got a new vape.

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It's banana flavored. It's kind of weird. That's sure how

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I feel about it. All right, So I don't know

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how long we've been going, but I got one more

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here that we'll do. Reality rull one point eight. Okay, dolls,

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no matter how life like, are neither human nor alive.

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The fact that they have to point that out it's

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a little concerning to me, Like baby dolls are not real.

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Some of them looked pretty real, though, do you see

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how good they make them now?

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Some of them are pretty creepy. And if you're going

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in the case of a certain doll by the name

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of A or.

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Leggy because I don't say a real name switch out

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to L with a P.

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Yeah. Yeah, those are r R or A that have

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life or chucky right chucky. But this is real versus

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cabbage patch specific love.

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Cabbage patch dolls. My cabbage patch doll was named Jennifer Swift.

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First Swift, like brand Taylor, and my.

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Plan was for her to marry the other cabachatch Stall,

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who was a boy Jonathan Swift. As a child. I

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didn't put it together that they have the same name

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about five year old planning their wedding. Don't worry about it, kay,

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you could have two.

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People with the same last name get married.

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But they were brothers and sisters.

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Oh they were like actually made to be brother's sister.

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Yeah. But I didn't put it together because I was

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like five, So don't worry about it.

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Okay, we'll just move move along, move along. Here. Is

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it real or is it cabbage patch? This maybe the

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greatest philosophical question of the modern age, or maybe not.

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Whoever wrote this is phenomenal.

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I will I'm going off topic, But did you have

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garbage pail kids?

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No?

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I was obsessed with those cards, all right, sorry, go ahead.

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I was even to the point where, like I wasn't

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allowed to have barbies because my barbies would get shaved

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and dismembered and uh, their heads would come off and

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they were held captive by my Ninja Turtles and g

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I jos by you.

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Yes, okay, I don't know if this was a sibling

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doing it or yourself.

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Well me and the siblings doing it, all right, so

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we were not allowed to have barbies anymore.

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I think baby Natasha needs some therapy.

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Well, I mean they were.

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Hostages, they weren't. Okay, it's okay, it's all right. I

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should have been born a boy. It's okay. That was

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like you know what you say that though, it's you know,

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baby Natasha needs help. But see if I was born

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a boy, that would have been totally normal.

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Shaving all the heads and uh yeah, boys wouldn't do that. Well,

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my brother's g I Jo's would come and they would

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seize the barbie mansion, but he wouldn't like shave their

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heads or anything. Oh, take them hostage to he Man

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Castle with skeletor.

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I love it. Yeah, maybe I was just as twisted.

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You know, there have been so what does that show

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of Oh, it's something about like living with a monster

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or the Monster, something about a monster. I don't know.

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My ex husband used to watch it all the time.

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I don't know that one getting of every episode they're like, oh,

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so and so was like this is it, and they're

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like and all the seven that it's like, but there

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were signs. It's always what they say before they go

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into the story about like all the red flags that

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pointed to this person being like a psycho like murderer. Yeah,

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but there were signs anyway. Cabbage Fetch Kids were hand

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sewn cloth dolls when Xavier Roberts started making them in

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the late nineteen seventies. Nowadays they're mass produced vinyl things. Ooh,

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it's gross. The catch is that you're not supposed to

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call them dolls. Instead, you're supposed to think of them

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as real babies. And you don't buy them, you adopt them.

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Oh that is so creepy, Maryland.

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00:25:55.200 --> 00:25:57.759
Well, you got the adoption certificate in it. Did you

481
00:25:57.759 --> 00:25:59.000
ever have cabbage Fetch Kids?

482
00:25:59.119 --> 00:25:59.359
No?

483
00:26:00.400 --> 00:26:02.880
Oh, you'd get the thing inside those, a little envelope

484
00:26:02.920 --> 00:26:07.640
you'd open up and it was like an adoption paperwork thing. Doude.

485
00:26:07.759 --> 00:26:10.200
They used to have old commercials too, where they'd have

486
00:26:10.279 --> 00:26:13.119
like this huge cabbage patch thing, and the guys would

487
00:26:13.119 --> 00:26:15.200
be there with like tongs, pulling the babies out of

488
00:26:15.200 --> 00:26:18.400
the cabbage leaves and packing them up like they were

489
00:26:18.440 --> 00:26:22.319
birthing them. You Natasha's face.

490
00:26:22.880 --> 00:26:26.920
Yeah, sorry, the discuss of my face that I think

491
00:26:27.039 --> 00:26:32.039
was very prominent. So Maryland residents Pat and Joe Posey,

492
00:26:32.160 --> 00:26:35.240
Oh that's funny, for example, have been raising a cabbage

493
00:26:35.240 --> 00:26:40.079
patch kid for nineteen years. Kevin, as they've named him,

494
00:26:40.400 --> 00:26:42.680
has his own room in their house, as well as

495
00:26:42.680 --> 00:26:45.440
his own college fund, just in case he ever decides

496
00:26:45.480 --> 00:26:48.240
to make it on his own. To entertain Kevin, the

497
00:26:48.319 --> 00:26:51.640
Posies take him fishing or let him watch the reruns

498
00:26:51.640 --> 00:26:55.839
of SpongeBob SquarePants, his favorite TV show, and when company

499
00:26:55.880 --> 00:26:58.720
comes over, the Posies insist Kevin to be included in

500
00:26:58.759 --> 00:27:02.720
the conversation. Keaven even talks back, though guests are expected

501
00:27:02.759 --> 00:27:07.519
to ignore that it's really mister Posey speaking in falsetto

502
00:27:07.960 --> 00:27:12.759
this is so WRONGHO.

503
00:27:11.319 --> 00:27:12.640
Are the guests that come over.

504
00:27:13.079 --> 00:27:15.079
I'm guessing, like, you know, if you have like friends

505
00:27:15.119 --> 00:27:18.759
from work or you know, brother sister family reunion, like

506
00:27:18.799 --> 00:27:21.160
you just bring the doll and expect everybody to like

507
00:27:21.240 --> 00:27:22.400
play pretend.

508
00:27:22.440 --> 00:27:25.200
But would the friends continue to be friends over those

509
00:27:25.279 --> 00:27:27.559
years after seeing this whole living situation?

510
00:27:28.279 --> 00:27:33.079
Y'all? If you see something, say something there's resources on

511
00:27:33.119 --> 00:27:34.839
the website.

512
00:27:34.400 --> 00:27:37.079
It's kind of sad because you'd think, like coping with loss,

513
00:27:37.200 --> 00:27:38.759
you know what I mean, something like that. But this

514
00:27:38.880 --> 00:27:41.079
is definitely does make sense.

515
00:27:41.119 --> 00:27:44.440
Okay, that makes sense. I would not have put that.

516
00:27:44.519 --> 00:27:46.119
I feel like if that was the case, they would

517
00:27:46.119 --> 00:27:47.839
have put it in here. But it doesn't mention that.

518
00:27:47.880 --> 00:27:49.720
But that does actually track. That makes a lot of sense,

519
00:27:49.880 --> 00:27:52.160
like someone loses one and then they like replace it.

520
00:27:52.880 --> 00:27:56.920
Yeah, but a college fund. Okay. And the fact that

521
00:27:56.920 --> 00:27:59.880
he's doing the voice, that's what gets me.

522
00:28:00.160 --> 00:28:02.440
I mean, if you're doing the voice, then you are

523
00:28:02.480 --> 00:28:04.960
fully aware that this kid is not a real kid.

524
00:28:04.920 --> 00:28:07.880
And his wife is behind him like, yeah, go ahead,

525
00:28:07.880 --> 00:28:08.640
good job, honey.

526
00:28:09.720 --> 00:28:12.279
Like what is it? What's that show where Benjamin Button?

527
00:28:12.920 --> 00:28:17.920
Mm hmm yeah, oh my gosh.

528
00:28:18.240 --> 00:28:22.279
So then it goes on to reborn dolls, so I

529
00:28:22.319 --> 00:28:23.160
remember those.

530
00:28:23.319 --> 00:28:23.519
Yeah.

531
00:28:23.799 --> 00:28:26.079
I have no idea what this is. So if the

532
00:28:26.160 --> 00:28:28.519
care of feeding a cabbage patch kid isn't enough for you,

533
00:28:29.720 --> 00:28:32.880
if you long for something even more lifelike, then you

534
00:28:32.920 --> 00:28:36.119
may be ready for the reborn doll. Reborn dolls are

535
00:28:36.240 --> 00:28:40.880
ultra true, tolive down to such anatomical details as a

536
00:28:40.880 --> 00:28:44.160
pseudo umbilical chord. Oh my god, this is wrong. It

537
00:28:44.279 --> 00:28:46.640
look you know what, I bet that's what's in this

538
00:28:46.680 --> 00:28:48.799
picture below here, and that looks like that looks like

539
00:28:48.839 --> 00:28:54.119
a baby. Yeah, yeah, that's fucked up, all right. This

540
00:28:54.200 --> 00:28:57.000
is wrong on so many levels. So collectors who sell

541
00:28:57.039 --> 00:28:59.839
these dolls on eBay, where the hobby got started, have

542
00:29:00.200 --> 00:29:03.160
received angry emails from people who think they're auctioning off

543
00:29:03.240 --> 00:29:06.640
real human babies. Oh my god, this is These dolls

544
00:29:06.680 --> 00:29:09.599
are created by hobbyists, most of whom are stay at

545
00:29:09.640 --> 00:29:14.480
home moms, in the process called reborning. Quality varies, but

546
00:29:14.920 --> 00:29:16.839
to make a really good one, you start with a

547
00:29:16.880 --> 00:29:21.559
silicone vinyl doll. Take it apart, remodel its mouth and nose,

548
00:29:21.880 --> 00:29:25.119
replace its hair with human hair. Oh my god. Paint

549
00:29:25.160 --> 00:29:28.000
it to give it the appearance of a newborn's veiny

550
00:29:28.079 --> 00:29:32.079
translucent skin. Fill it with sand. Oh my god, this

551
00:29:32.200 --> 00:29:37.119
is horrible to get that baby weight. Add glass eyes,

552
00:29:37.200 --> 00:29:41.839
and insert silicone pads to stimulate baby fat. I can't

553
00:29:41.880 --> 00:29:45.759
even Finally, you name it and print out a birth certificate.

554
00:29:45.920 --> 00:29:49.319
The result can be so lifelike that it's eerie.

555
00:29:49.839 --> 00:29:54.519
Oh see, if it's a child having it, I think

556
00:29:54.559 --> 00:29:57.519
it's really cute. But if the minute it goes into

557
00:29:57.559 --> 00:29:59.759
an adult's hand, it feels more like a blow up

558
00:29:59.799 --> 00:30:03.559
doll situation. It makes me very uncomfortable.

559
00:30:04.119 --> 00:30:08.720
I feel that I would go mental health, like like

560
00:30:08.759 --> 00:30:11.319
you said with the last one, they lose a baby,

561
00:30:11.400 --> 00:30:15.039
or they have a stillborn baby and they cannot cope.

562
00:30:15.200 --> 00:30:18.160
Mm hmm, or a lot of people with dementia they

563
00:30:18.200 --> 00:30:19.680
have baby dolls to help, Like.

564
00:30:19.839 --> 00:30:22.559
Yeah, oh, this is just that. That makes me what

565
00:30:22.680 --> 00:30:26.000
a vomit? That is wrong? And you thought me popping

566
00:30:26.000 --> 00:30:28.240
my legs and my barbies was bad because I didn't

567
00:30:28.240 --> 00:30:30.559
put them back together and sell them off like real babies.

568
00:30:31.240 --> 00:30:34.960
Yh lee. That's like the gateway to human trafficking. That's

569
00:30:35.000 --> 00:30:38.000
the marijuana of the trafficking world. Is the gateway drug.

570
00:30:41.200 --> 00:30:42.680
It's like, oh, well, I could get away with it,

571
00:30:42.759 --> 00:30:44.240
make all this money with the fake baby. What can

572
00:30:44.279 --> 00:30:45.160
I do with a real baby.

573
00:30:45.920 --> 00:30:48.200
Oh my gosh, god, this is so gross.

574
00:30:48.279 --> 00:30:54.279
All right, so thank god that's over. During the nineteen seventies,

575
00:30:54.359 --> 00:31:01.000
a Japanese roboticist named uh masa hero may Perfect, tested

576
00:31:01.000 --> 00:31:09.039
people's responses to an anthrope of anthropomorphic robot god. What

577
00:31:09.160 --> 00:31:12.440
he discovered was that people easily formed emotional attachments to

578
00:31:12.559 --> 00:31:15.640
robots that didn't look like humans at all. They also

579
00:31:15.880 --> 00:31:19.720
bonded with robots that were indistinguishable from humans, but robots

580
00:31:19.759 --> 00:31:23.799
that were in between that were almost human triggered strong

581
00:31:23.920 --> 00:31:27.319
negative reactions. People were creeped out by them, and he

582
00:31:27.400 --> 00:31:31.599
referred to them and this response as uncanny Valley. And

583
00:31:31.640 --> 00:31:34.160
what was true with these robots is true with dolls.

584
00:31:34.319 --> 00:31:37.519
People readily bond with dolls that are obviously fake, just

585
00:31:37.559 --> 00:31:41.319
as a bond with real babies, but almost almost human

586
00:31:41.359 --> 00:31:44.960
dolls make our skin crawl you thank god, That's where

587
00:31:45.000 --> 00:31:49.640
I'm at. Not everyone's not everybody's skin, of course, that's weird.

588
00:31:49.920 --> 00:31:52.799
That's a weird sentence. Some people love reborn dolls, and

589
00:31:52.880 --> 00:31:57.480
collectors pay thousands of dollars for top quality. What okay?

590
00:31:57.480 --> 00:32:00.880
True enthusiasts hug them, pamper them, and dress them and

591
00:32:01.000 --> 00:32:05.200
cute baby outfits, treating these dolls as they would treat

592
00:32:05.400 --> 00:32:08.839
real human babies. The enthusiasts say, fills the void in

593
00:32:08.920 --> 00:32:11.960
their lives. To each his own. But should you ever

594
00:32:12.000 --> 00:32:14.960
find yourself in the position similar to the Posies, which

595
00:32:14.960 --> 00:32:18.279
is cabin patch Kevin's guardians drifting dangerously close to that

596
00:32:18.359 --> 00:32:21.519
thin line separating you from dollish fantasy, just splash them

597
00:32:21.519 --> 00:32:23.799
cold water on your face and repeat the following words.

598
00:32:24.240 --> 00:32:27.279
Dolls are not real babies. Dolls are not real babies.

599
00:32:27.640 --> 00:32:30.119
And that's the end of that one. That is Oh,

600
00:32:30.200 --> 00:32:35.119
I literally am just like cringe, like that is so wrong,

601
00:32:35.960 --> 00:32:38.599
like so wrong. Who thought to do that?

602
00:32:39.920 --> 00:32:42.400
I'm so torn on so many things because I feel,

603
00:32:42.400 --> 00:32:44.559
like you said, it could be a gateway to bad things,

604
00:32:44.920 --> 00:32:47.480
but it could be very therapeutic on the other end

605
00:32:47.599 --> 00:32:51.400
for people that need it. I don't know how to feel.

606
00:32:52.079 --> 00:32:57.440
It's the extent that these are the extreme that these

607
00:32:57.480 --> 00:33:01.039
people go to to create this life like baby. So

608
00:33:01.119 --> 00:33:04.400
you get a baby doll, you basically dissect it. You

609
00:33:04.519 --> 00:33:06.200
stuff it was saying, I mean, what do we make

610
00:33:06.200 --> 00:33:07.160
it a gullum?

611
00:33:07.559 --> 00:33:09.680
Well, it feels like a real baby, like if you

612
00:33:09.759 --> 00:33:11.720
if you've ever held when it really feels real.

613
00:33:11.799 --> 00:33:14.599
Put the pads in and so my thing is is

614
00:33:14.640 --> 00:33:17.960
how do they put the fat thing he's in and

615
00:33:18.079 --> 00:33:20.119
like dissect it and put it back together and not

616
00:33:20.240 --> 00:33:21.559
make it look like Frankin baby.

617
00:33:21.920 --> 00:33:24.559
Well, if they're dropping thousands of dollars on it, they

618
00:33:24.559 --> 00:33:26.319
probably have a special what is it.

619
00:33:26.279 --> 00:33:28.359
Like plastic surgeons.

620
00:33:30.119 --> 00:33:36.240
Like legit rubber surgeons, a doctor certified and reborn doll surgery.

621
00:33:36.400 --> 00:33:40.599
There's scalpel. You just have a you have a row. Okay,

622
00:33:40.680 --> 00:33:42.759
Oh my gosh. Like the old timey where you had

623
00:33:42.799 --> 00:33:46.880
the audience watching in the surgery center. Yes, all cabbage

624
00:33:46.880 --> 00:33:47.559
patch dolls.

625
00:33:50.039 --> 00:33:53.720
I love that at the creation. I'd be there watching

626
00:33:53.759 --> 00:33:54.880
the surgery alongside.

627
00:33:54.960 --> 00:33:58.359
I'd love Kevin in the in the sideline eating popcorn.

628
00:33:59.039 --> 00:34:02.240
Hey, I wonder what Keaven's college fund is at. He

629
00:34:02.319 --> 00:34:03.880
might be able to get a good girl off of that.

630
00:34:04.319 --> 00:34:06.559
Hey, that is a good point, and.

631
00:34:06.519 --> 00:34:10.119
Like, okay, someone out there for everyone, right.

632
00:34:10.920 --> 00:34:18.039
My thing is Kevin never grows, So that's concerning. And

633
00:34:18.559 --> 00:34:21.199
if your purpose is to raise this child into a

634
00:34:21.239 --> 00:34:26.920
functional adult who's then going to essentially or potentially go

635
00:34:26.960 --> 00:34:29.320
off and get married have children.

636
00:34:30.079 --> 00:34:32.920
I can just picture his father voicing being like, I

637
00:34:32.960 --> 00:34:34.960
didn't eat my vegetables even to.

638
00:34:35.119 --> 00:34:40.480
Me, baby, I can't do it. My mom's in the

639
00:34:40.519 --> 00:34:41.280
other room.

640
00:34:42.119 --> 00:34:46.960
Oh my gosh, Like how would you stage a date

641
00:34:47.440 --> 00:34:48.960
he'd have a reborn doll over.

642
00:34:50.760 --> 00:34:55.360
Oh oh god, it's getting worse. At least the cabbage

643
00:34:55.400 --> 00:34:57.639
patch just okay, just make sure I never have it.

644
00:34:57.679 --> 00:35:00.239
They don't have like anatomically correct.

645
00:35:00.280 --> 00:35:03.920
No, they're like they're like floppy in between, like raggedy

646
00:35:03.920 --> 00:35:07.199
an do all kind of thing with xavier signature. It's

647
00:35:07.199 --> 00:35:09.199
like right on their butt cheek. They have that signature.

648
00:35:09.679 --> 00:35:15.320
Remember parents signed for a tattoo. I got ink baby.

649
00:35:15.880 --> 00:35:19.480
I'm a bad boy. That just came out really weird.

650
00:35:19.559 --> 00:35:21.079
That's not how I intended that to come out. But

651
00:35:21.519 --> 00:35:24.119
I'm in bad as like a motorcycle bad, not like

652
00:35:24.320 --> 00:35:25.960
a dirty baby. Jesus.

653
00:35:26.079 --> 00:35:28.079
But I can also see a lot of people loving

654
00:35:28.119 --> 00:35:31.000
it because people like to collect some weird things like

655
00:35:31.079 --> 00:35:33.159
and what is it harm? I used to love to

656
00:35:33.199 --> 00:35:36.719
collect those troll dolls. Those things were so ugly. They

657
00:35:36.719 --> 00:35:38.840
were cute, like I loved.

658
00:35:39.119 --> 00:35:40.559
And beanie babies.

659
00:35:41.400 --> 00:35:43.639
I never got into the beanie baby fan, but I

660
00:35:43.679 --> 00:35:45.440
know a lot of people that did, and they'd be like, oh,

661
00:35:45.440 --> 00:35:48.400
that's the special edition Wallrus or whatever.

662
00:35:48.639 --> 00:35:51.920
You Well, mine was more so. I was in gymnastics

663
00:35:51.920 --> 00:35:53.880
when I was little, and we would travel all over

664
00:35:53.880 --> 00:35:56.559
the place because we were on a competitive gymnastics team,

665
00:35:56.760 --> 00:35:59.360
and every time we had a meet, my mom would

666
00:35:59.400 --> 00:36:03.719
buy me a Beanie baby. Oh that's cute. So I

667
00:36:03.800 --> 00:36:05.480
ended up with a collection of them. I used to

668
00:36:05.519 --> 00:36:07.360
have collector's Barbie dolls, but my mom had to hide

669
00:36:07.400 --> 00:36:09.639
them so we didn't disfigure them.

670
00:36:09.920 --> 00:36:13.440
Oh, my grandmother would buy him for me. There were signs.

671
00:36:13.960 --> 00:36:18.039
Yeah, there were signs, but there were signs. I think

672
00:36:18.079 --> 00:36:20.440
it's American Monster, is what the show's.

673
00:36:20.119 --> 00:36:21.760
Called, right, I don't think I ever saw that.

674
00:36:22.039 --> 00:36:24.199
Okay, well I think it's on like A and E

675
00:36:24.480 --> 00:36:28.840
maybe all right, so yeah, oh my god, I still

676
00:36:28.840 --> 00:36:33.239
can't get past. Okay, the ones that treat the doll

677
00:36:34.039 --> 00:36:36.760
like it is real is picking a doll that is

678
00:36:36.840 --> 00:36:40.239
very obviously not real. I mean what they do like

679
00:36:40.679 --> 00:36:43.400
shit their pants when these other creepy dolls came out?

680
00:36:43.800 --> 00:36:45.280
I mean, how do they not realize? I mean do

681
00:36:45.320 --> 00:36:49.840
they get Kevin, a a Karen or a Kathy or something,

682
00:36:49.880 --> 00:36:53.239
and like preferably out of a different gene pool, unlike

683
00:36:53.280 --> 00:36:59.199
you to like be as girlfriend. I mean, how does

684
00:36:59.239 --> 00:37:02.400
that work? And then was missus posey being the voice

685
00:37:02.400 --> 00:37:04.960
of her, because then it could just be like this

686
00:37:05.000 --> 00:37:07.920
whole like make believe kind of like playing the Sims, right,

687
00:37:07.960 --> 00:37:11.039
so you have like this makeshift all for him and

688
00:37:11.079 --> 00:37:13.599
a makeshift off for hers. That's like they can act

689
00:37:13.679 --> 00:37:16.960
out there whatever with these dolls.

690
00:37:17.320 --> 00:37:18.480
That's really creepy.

691
00:37:19.320 --> 00:37:22.800
Yeah, I am just I'm trying to think, dude.

692
00:37:22.559 --> 00:37:25.360
That it didn't say anything about them suffering any type

693
00:37:25.360 --> 00:37:29.559
of trauma. Nope, like no, losing a child, nothing like that.

694
00:37:30.000 --> 00:37:32.039
It didn't say anything because.

695
00:37:31.840 --> 00:37:33.639
If that was the case, I could see it as like,

696
00:37:33.679 --> 00:37:36.719
you know how like in other cultures they well maybe

697
00:37:36.719 --> 00:37:39.119
in this culture too, they make like the morning dolls

698
00:37:39.159 --> 00:37:40.920
would like they'll put some of the child's hair on

699
00:37:41.000 --> 00:37:43.639
it to feel close to them forever. Like that's kind

700
00:37:43.639 --> 00:37:48.119
of sweet. But without having a loss and just keeping

701
00:37:48.199 --> 00:37:49.920
this doll around, that's so weird.

702
00:37:50.480 --> 00:37:56.079
I mean, now, I will say, uh, I mean, most

703
00:37:56.239 --> 00:38:00.480
people who have children, you've got a book somewhere early

704
00:38:00.519 --> 00:38:03.000
as anybody who was born in the nineties, there's a

705
00:38:03.039 --> 00:38:05.639
book somewhere with your hair and your teeth in it,

706
00:38:07.199 --> 00:38:10.800
just floating around collecting dust on some shelf. But that's

707
00:38:10.840 --> 00:38:14.639
different than like playing house, and like it is a

708
00:38:14.719 --> 00:38:17.599
huge like starting to get fucking college fun. This kid,

709
00:38:17.760 --> 00:38:21.559
this cabbage patch has more money than I do. Like,

710
00:38:23.039 --> 00:38:25.760
this is horseshit, and it's a couple.

711
00:38:25.840 --> 00:38:28.920
It's not like just one person suffering from dementia that's like,

712
00:38:29.000 --> 00:38:30.400
oh this is my you know what I mean?

713
00:38:31.320 --> 00:38:34.000
Or maybe it's I mean, maybe it was the husband

714
00:38:34.039 --> 00:38:36.159
and the wife's going along with it because maybe the

715
00:38:36.159 --> 00:38:38.840
therapist is like, just let him have it, because if

716
00:38:38.880 --> 00:38:42.480
he's under this what's the word I'm looking for. I

717
00:38:42.480 --> 00:38:46.239
can't think of the delusion? I don't know, Yeah, this delusion,

718
00:38:46.320 --> 00:38:49.599
thank you. If he's having this delusion and this is

719
00:38:49.599 --> 00:38:52.440
what's going on, like if the wife were to try

720
00:38:52.440 --> 00:38:56.840
to correct him, it could break him mentally, you know

721
00:38:56.840 --> 00:38:57.199
what I mean.

722
00:38:58.840 --> 00:39:00.639
Yeah, So the the arty is.

723
00:39:00.639 --> 00:39:03.559
Obviously, but sometimes if somebody does have a delusion and

724
00:39:03.599 --> 00:39:07.400
they break from their version of reality, it can have

725
00:39:07.679 --> 00:39:09.719
severe consequences for them.

726
00:39:10.239 --> 00:39:13.960
So strange because it could have so many reasons why

727
00:39:13.960 --> 00:39:15.679
they're keeping it and why they're doing it, and a

728
00:39:15.679 --> 00:39:16.800
lot of them are not good.

729
00:39:17.400 --> 00:39:21.079
Mm hmm. It's like and then to me, it's with

730
00:39:21.199 --> 00:39:25.000
those creepy I just you're putting real people hair in

731
00:39:25.079 --> 00:39:30.719
these baby dolls. You're reforming their sucking mouths.

732
00:39:32.159 --> 00:39:37.079
Yeah, why would you need to do that again? It

733
00:39:37.079 --> 00:39:40.639
can go complete polar opposite reasons, like either really good

734
00:39:40.800 --> 00:39:41.440
or really bad.

735
00:39:41.880 --> 00:39:44.199
I mean, if it's a baby doll. Remember those baby

736
00:39:44.239 --> 00:39:45.880
dolls that they made. I was like in the two

737
00:39:45.920 --> 00:39:49.400
thousands and they had the little bottle. There's like an

738
00:39:49.400 --> 00:39:51.719
orange juice and a milk, and you like put the

739
00:39:51.760 --> 00:39:53.639
baby the bottle in the baby's mouth and it would

740
00:39:53.639 --> 00:39:55.400
like make somehow make the liquid disappear.

741
00:39:55.960 --> 00:39:59.880
A magic trick which we will never understand how it works,

742
00:40:00.599 --> 00:40:01.679
turn it over and it's back.

743
00:40:01.719 --> 00:40:03.519
I was like, who, nothing is spilt.

744
00:40:03.760 --> 00:40:06.039
What do you remember the babies they used to you'd

745
00:40:06.079 --> 00:40:09.880
feed them and the poop, Yeah, what were those? It

746
00:40:09.960 --> 00:40:12.079
was like orange spin poop came out of them and

747
00:40:12.119 --> 00:40:19.159
then you just yeah, like was it oopsie Daisy? No,

748
00:40:20.039 --> 00:40:21.000
I don't remember what they.

749
00:40:20.880 --> 00:40:23.519
Were called with the with the dolls with the bottles though.

750
00:40:23.559 --> 00:40:25.679
I mean I used to get confused because you couldn't

751
00:40:25.719 --> 00:40:27.880
make the stupid shit disappear. It had to be in

752
00:40:27.960 --> 00:40:31.880
the baby's mouth to disappear. And I was like, wow,

753
00:40:32.000 --> 00:40:35.360
is this working? And I remember trying to like dissect

754
00:40:35.400 --> 00:40:37.960
mine to figure out how it worked. I didn't apparently

755
00:40:37.960 --> 00:40:40.239
have a problem with dissection, but I did. I used

756
00:40:40.280 --> 00:40:42.000
to cut my barbies open because I wanted to know

757
00:40:42.000 --> 00:40:43.960
how their joints bent, because I had some that they

758
00:40:44.039 --> 00:40:47.239
actually bent mm hmm. And I couldn't figure out why

759
00:40:47.280 --> 00:40:48.920
some of the barbies did and some of the barbies didn't.

760
00:40:48.920 --> 00:40:50.239
So I would cut their legs open.

761
00:40:50.559 --> 00:40:52.840
And they're kind of just being like mahaw come and

762
00:40:52.960 --> 00:40:54.639
half of these are from Dolla Tree and the other

763
00:40:54.639 --> 00:40:55.400
one's the real ones.

764
00:40:55.599 --> 00:40:58.840
Because I didn't trust anyone man, it was. I wanted

765
00:40:58.840 --> 00:41:01.639
to figure out how it worked. I was a very

766
00:41:01.679 --> 00:41:05.679
analytical person at a very young age. Right, some things

767
00:41:05.719 --> 00:41:08.880
don't change. I still very much am like, hey, let's

768
00:41:08.880 --> 00:41:10.239
take it apart, figure out how it works. To put

769
00:41:10.280 --> 00:41:12.880
it back together, Like I just like doing that. I

770
00:41:12.920 --> 00:41:15.079
want to know how it works, why it works, you know,

771
00:41:15.079 --> 00:41:19.480
can you make it better? Whatever? I did give her

772
00:41:19.519 --> 00:41:22.519
band aids when I put her back together, though, how

773
00:41:22.639 --> 00:41:25.039
kind of you, I know, Oh my gosh. There was

774
00:41:25.079 --> 00:41:29.960
an episode of God what was it? Was it? House?

775
00:41:30.320 --> 00:41:33.119
I think it was House where they had the guy

776
00:41:33.199 --> 00:41:35.599
that was really sick and he had the very realistic

777
00:41:36.000 --> 00:41:37.320
he kept saying he had a girlfriend.

778
00:41:37.559 --> 00:41:40.840
I'd never watched House and like he sent.

779
00:41:41.119 --> 00:41:42.679
So they go to the guy's house because they're like, oh,

780
00:41:42.719 --> 00:41:44.960
he says he's got a girlfriend, you know, but we can't.

781
00:41:45.159 --> 00:41:47.239
You know, no one's ever met her, blah blah blah blah.

782
00:41:47.280 --> 00:41:50.039
But he's like very adamant. And so they go to

783
00:41:50.079 --> 00:41:54.480
his apartment to search for what could be causing his illness,

784
00:41:54.880 --> 00:41:58.800
probably illegally because it always was illegally. And they're like, oh,

785
00:41:58.840 --> 00:42:00.880
like there's like a dozen rows on the counter to

786
00:42:01.079 --> 00:42:03.039
so and so from so and so, and they're like,

787
00:42:03.159 --> 00:42:06.119
maybe he does have a girlfriend. Uh they she's just

788
00:42:06.960 --> 00:42:11.519
not home and like love letters that he would write her.

789
00:42:12.239 --> 00:42:14.960
And they're like, Okay, maybe he does have a girlfriend. Cool.

790
00:42:15.079 --> 00:42:17.079
And then they walk in his room and there's this

791
00:42:17.960 --> 00:42:23.800
extremely realistic sex doll that was his girlfriend. He dressed her,

792
00:42:24.159 --> 00:42:27.920
he fed her, like treated her like a human, would

793
00:42:27.920 --> 00:42:32.199
buy her gifts and like put give him to her.

794
00:42:32.320 --> 00:42:36.840
It was his theory was he was not good with people.

795
00:42:37.760 --> 00:42:41.960
He was a very socially awkward man, and he came

796
00:42:42.000 --> 00:42:44.280
across this doll. It was like a fifteen thousand dollars

797
00:42:44.320 --> 00:42:50.199
sex doll, very custom made everything, and she was made

798
00:42:50.199 --> 00:42:51.559
out of like I think it was like certain type

799
00:42:51.599 --> 00:42:53.239
of silicone and everything. It wasn't like one of those

800
00:42:53.239 --> 00:42:54.639
like blow up dolls. I mean it was like a

801
00:42:54.719 --> 00:43:01.400
real I mean she looked real, and he just said

802
00:43:01.480 --> 00:43:06.039
that he tried talking to real women and he either

803
00:43:06.199 --> 00:43:12.159
got like berated or embarrassed or you know, humiliated, or

804
00:43:12.199 --> 00:43:17.039
he couldn't handle the rejection, repeated rejection. So he ordered

805
00:43:17.119 --> 00:43:19.920
himself a girlfriend and they would sit and watch movies.

806
00:43:20.000 --> 00:43:21.599
He would talk to her, tell her all of his

807
00:43:21.719 --> 00:43:24.960
secrets because she was, you know, quote unquote a good listener.

808
00:43:25.880 --> 00:43:27.960
Well that's way better than being a serial killer.

809
00:43:29.039 --> 00:43:32.760
True. But I remember there was a pocket they did,

810
00:43:32.840 --> 00:43:35.280
like a CT scanter or something stupid on this doll,

811
00:43:35.719 --> 00:43:37.519
and they were afraid there was mold or something in

812
00:43:37.559 --> 00:43:40.000
the doll that was making him sick. And there was

813
00:43:40.039 --> 00:43:41.920
like this pocket of air and they had to do

814
00:43:42.000 --> 00:43:44.360
like they were like, well let's cut this pocket open.

815
00:43:45.920 --> 00:43:47.800
But they got they had to get considered. This guy

816
00:43:47.880 --> 00:43:49.800
was losing his shit because they had to like they

817
00:43:49.840 --> 00:43:51.159
were treating it like it was a doll and not

818
00:43:51.199 --> 00:43:54.719
like a human. And so they ended up to make

819
00:43:54.920 --> 00:43:57.159
because of his delusion. Well it wasn't really a delusion.

820
00:43:57.239 --> 00:43:58.639
He knew that she was a doll, but it was

821
00:43:58.679 --> 00:44:01.199
just like in his head it was fair excusing anyway.

822
00:44:01.280 --> 00:44:03.119
So they take a scalpel, they take her into like

823
00:44:03.159 --> 00:44:09.719
a surgery room, cut her open, removed yes, with the

824
00:44:09.760 --> 00:44:12.159
little air pocket and like got the stuff out of

825
00:44:12.159 --> 00:44:14.440
the air pocket and tested it. And they sewed her

826
00:44:14.480 --> 00:44:19.239
back together like with stitches and put a band aid

827
00:44:19.280 --> 00:44:24.559
on her for his benefit. Okay, and they were like,

828
00:44:24.599 --> 00:44:26.880
surgery was great. They brought her in on a wheelchair.

829
00:44:28.480 --> 00:44:32.360
It was weird. It was very weird. But there's people

830
00:44:32.360 --> 00:44:34.519
out there that do that. And I mean, I'm not

831
00:44:34.519 --> 00:44:36.760
gonna yuck. They're young. I mean, as long as it's

832
00:44:37.280 --> 00:44:42.480
not like creepy like a baby doll, you know what

833
00:44:42.519 --> 00:44:42.840
I mean.

834
00:44:44.119 --> 00:44:47.000
Yeah, it's weird to me. But you're not harming anybody.

835
00:44:47.239 --> 00:44:51.280
Yeah, you're not hurting anything. You're getting what you need.

836
00:44:51.920 --> 00:44:54.280
You know, you're feeling good about it, better about yourself.

837
00:44:54.719 --> 00:45:00.239
Everybody's different, not approcreating. Yeah, everybody's different. And so I

838
00:45:00.239 --> 00:45:02.760
wouldn't want I wouldn't drop fifteen grand on a sex doll.

839
00:45:02.800 --> 00:45:06.679
But that's just me. But I still can't get over

840
00:45:06.679 --> 00:45:08.920
the freaking creepy ass baby. But they was so real

841
00:45:08.960 --> 00:45:11.880
shit into this baby and like put the weight in

842
00:45:11.920 --> 00:45:16.199
to be like a oh that is so I'm with them.

843
00:45:16.519 --> 00:45:20.159
I feel that if it is very obviously fake, it

844
00:45:20.280 --> 00:45:22.039
is not a real baby, it does not look like

845
00:45:22.039 --> 00:45:26.119
a real baby, it is a lot easier to accept.

846
00:45:26.280 --> 00:45:29.639
But when they started going into these very realistic babies, like,

847
00:45:29.760 --> 00:45:31.159
that's when shit gets creepy.

848
00:45:32.480 --> 00:45:35.800
Yeah, I keep thinking about I don't know if you

849
00:45:35.840 --> 00:45:40.239
remember the anatolely moscovin case m h. He was a

850
00:45:40.320 --> 00:45:43.519
Russian guy that was obsessed with cemeteries and he kept

851
00:45:43.519 --> 00:45:46.519
digging up little girls and making them into dolls and

852
00:45:46.559 --> 00:45:48.800
he had like tons of them around his house when

853
00:45:48.800 --> 00:45:55.559
he was found. Ew yeah youw Yeah I covered him

854
00:45:55.559 --> 00:45:57.239
a while back. I'm stupid.

855
00:45:57.480 --> 00:45:59.079
I'm still like I just can't.

856
00:45:59.239 --> 00:46:03.119
But he has this warped a thing like he's saving them. Yeah,

857
00:46:03.159 --> 00:46:05.800
I mean's his mentality, like I'm taking them, I'm giving

858
00:46:05.840 --> 00:46:07.440
them life again, I'm making them happy.

859
00:46:07.960 --> 00:46:09.679
I mean I do that with animal bones, but don't

860
00:46:09.679 --> 00:46:12.239
make them into an animal. Or who is that guy?

861
00:46:12.280 --> 00:46:16.840
I think you covered this guy. He met the girl

862
00:46:16.920 --> 00:46:20.880
of his dreams or whatever, but she was like sick, oh,

863
00:46:20.920 --> 00:46:22.679
and so he took care of her, but that she died,

864
00:46:22.679 --> 00:46:25.360
so he was like putting like piping into places so

865
00:46:25.400 --> 00:46:29.719
that he could, yeah, and like keeping this like wig

866
00:46:29.800 --> 00:46:32.119
and like wrapping her and stuff and like with like

867
00:46:32.239 --> 00:46:34.320
dance with her and all this stuff.

868
00:46:34.760 --> 00:46:36.000
Oh, I can't think of his name.

869
00:46:36.159 --> 00:46:37.400
Died, Like he dug her up.

870
00:46:38.000 --> 00:46:40.800
He gave himself like titles, was like pount and this

871
00:46:40.840 --> 00:46:42.199
and that, but I can't remember her name.

872
00:46:43.119 --> 00:46:45.880
Yeah, and like the parents were like, oh my gosh,

873
00:46:45.880 --> 00:46:47.639
thank goodness, she found someone who's gonna like pale or

874
00:46:47.679 --> 00:46:50.840
medical expenses and and all of that, so they just

875
00:46:50.840 --> 00:46:51.559
like let it go.

876
00:46:52.079 --> 00:46:54.760
The weirdest part of that story was after she passed,

877
00:46:55.079 --> 00:46:57.400
he went to her parents' house and was like, hey,

878
00:46:57.440 --> 00:46:59.800
can I have some of her hair? And the parents

879
00:46:59.800 --> 00:47:01.920
will like, sure, here, and they gave him a whole

880
00:47:01.960 --> 00:47:04.480
bunch of her hair. Which why did the parents have

881
00:47:04.519 --> 00:47:06.400
a bunch of her hair? And why would you just

882
00:47:06.440 --> 00:47:07.159
give it to this guy?

883
00:47:08.159 --> 00:47:12.199
Okay, I don't remember where the story took place, but

884
00:47:12.280 --> 00:47:16.760
I can say that there are hair is very important

885
00:47:16.760 --> 00:47:18.159
in a lot of cultures.

886
00:47:18.760 --> 00:47:20.039
Give to a random person.

887
00:47:21.280 --> 00:47:23.159
If that was the love of her life and she

888
00:47:23.360 --> 00:47:24.639
married him, she.

889
00:47:24.719 --> 00:47:28.679
Didn't, she didn't like him, She never dated him. She

890
00:47:28.880 --> 00:47:29.920
was like get away from me.

891
00:47:30.039 --> 00:47:32.480
I thought eventually she like gave in because he was

892
00:47:32.519 --> 00:47:33.199
paying for her shit.

893
00:47:34.280 --> 00:47:37.079
No, he paid for her stuff and followed her around,

894
00:47:37.079 --> 00:47:39.719
but she never dated him.

895
00:47:39.760 --> 00:47:44.320
But I'm just saying I can see in some sense

896
00:47:44.599 --> 00:47:46.159
you look at it one of two ways. Either one.

897
00:47:46.199 --> 00:47:49.000
The hair is very important, like the lifeline. Like you

898
00:47:49.079 --> 00:47:53.119
have religions where you do not cut your hair period

899
00:47:53.320 --> 00:47:55.360
you just never cut your hair. Like if you cut

900
00:47:55.360 --> 00:48:02.039
your hair, you're essentially like disband, You're shunned because the

901
00:48:02.079 --> 00:48:04.559
whole you know, your life is connected to your hair,

902
00:48:04.679 --> 00:48:06.599
or your soul is connected to your hair. I don't

903
00:48:06.599 --> 00:48:10.239
know how, but whatever, teach their own and then you

904
00:48:10.280 --> 00:48:12.639
have voodoo dolls. One of the best things you could

905
00:48:12.639 --> 00:48:16.159
do for witchcraft or any type of thing would be

906
00:48:16.239 --> 00:48:19.760
to have a lock of hair right right, Which is

907
00:48:19.760 --> 00:48:21.760
interesting because they say, you know, usually you want something

908
00:48:21.760 --> 00:48:23.480
with like a DNA, but if you just cut your

909
00:48:23.480 --> 00:48:25.679
hair at the end, it doesn't have your DNA, so

910
00:48:25.719 --> 00:48:31.000
that's kind of ironic. But beliefs or beliefs, but there

911
00:48:31.079 --> 00:48:34.159
are a lot where locks of hair are important. I mean, hell,

912
00:48:35.000 --> 00:48:37.159
I could go right now and I could chop this

913
00:48:37.239 --> 00:48:41.320
off and make money off my hair just because other

914
00:48:41.320 --> 00:48:43.519
people want it to wear on their own heads, which,

915
00:48:43.519 --> 00:48:45.760
if you think about it, sounds really morbid.

916
00:48:45.960 --> 00:48:48.480
Yeah, really, they do, like locks of love and stuff

917
00:48:48.480 --> 00:48:48.960
when your hair.

918
00:48:51.639 --> 00:48:56.079
To me, cutting another human's hair and wearing it on

919
00:48:56.119 --> 00:49:01.639
your head is weird. Like if I got a wig,

920
00:49:01.719 --> 00:49:04.119
I probably would not want human hair.

921
00:49:04.679 --> 00:49:07.239
Agreed, And I don't know if I could even do

922
00:49:07.320 --> 00:49:09.480
horse hair because it's too close to their button for

923
00:49:09.679 --> 00:49:10.480
my comfort.

924
00:49:11.000 --> 00:49:12.800
Well, I would just hope that they're cutting it off

925
00:49:12.800 --> 00:49:14.440
the maid and there's no guarantee.

926
00:49:14.519 --> 00:49:15.960
You don't know where it's coming from.

927
00:49:16.320 --> 00:49:17.280
That's true, and.

928
00:49:17.239 --> 00:49:20.199
You're probably not getting full made. You're probably getting half

929
00:49:20.320 --> 00:49:22.239
tail hair part that you don't know.

930
00:49:23.440 --> 00:49:26.519
True. Okay, you got a good point. I never thought

931
00:49:26.519 --> 00:49:28.639
of that. I never thought of that way to ruin

932
00:49:28.679 --> 00:49:31.639
that for me. I guess horse hairs out now. But

933
00:49:31.719 --> 00:49:36.239
it's like then again, I struggle with organ donation. I mean,

934
00:49:36.239 --> 00:49:38.400
on one hit, it's great that these people are surviving,

935
00:49:39.280 --> 00:49:42.360
but they do say that like the DNA from whoever

936
00:49:42.559 --> 00:49:47.079
you are getting it merges with yours, you are no

937
00:49:47.199 --> 00:49:50.079
longer just you. You are you and another person.

938
00:49:50.360 --> 00:49:52.440
Those cases are weird. When you like fall in love

939
00:49:52.480 --> 00:49:55.000
with the same person or yeah, have some of the

940
00:49:55.079 --> 00:49:57.800
same habits once you've gotten like a heart transplant or

941
00:49:57.840 --> 00:49:59.679
something that the donor had.

942
00:50:00.199 --> 00:50:03.440
Yep, or those people that this is, I can't remember

943
00:50:03.440 --> 00:50:05.920
what they're called. There's a word for them. To me.

944
00:50:06.079 --> 00:50:10.400
This blows my mind because it really happens and it

945
00:50:10.639 --> 00:50:17.760
sounds so sci fi. In uterome, there could be an

946
00:50:17.800 --> 00:50:22.719
egg that goes to split into twins or the two

947
00:50:22.960 --> 00:50:25.119
or in there anyway, there's two. There's two fetuses in

948
00:50:25.159 --> 00:50:30.119
there and they absorb into one. Yes, when they are born,

949
00:50:30.519 --> 00:50:36.960
that person has two sets of DNA. Their saliva and

950
00:50:37.039 --> 00:50:40.559
their sperm do not have the same DNA.

951
00:50:41.159 --> 00:50:42.440
Every single time. They don't.

952
00:50:42.920 --> 00:50:46.880
There no, no, this is just it's a weird anomaly

953
00:50:47.039 --> 00:50:50.079
that happens not every twin, because there's a lot of

954
00:50:50.079 --> 00:50:52.599
people that like absorb their twin and it's not a

955
00:50:52.599 --> 00:50:55.960
big deal. But I remember there was this at least

956
00:50:56.000 --> 00:51:00.880
one case where this guy was I mean, all the

957
00:51:00.920 --> 00:51:04.400
evidence pointed to this man being responsible for like this murder,

958
00:51:04.440 --> 00:51:08.639
like assault and murder, and but they tested as DNA

959
00:51:09.159 --> 00:51:12.880
via swab because that's how they do it, and it

960
00:51:12.880 --> 00:51:14.920
didn't match. And they're like, there's no way it is

961
00:51:15.000 --> 00:51:16.840
not this man, and it took him a while, and

962
00:51:16.880 --> 00:51:19.400
eventually I think somebody got it was like either blood

963
00:51:19.559 --> 00:51:22.320
draw or like I think it was either blood draw

964
00:51:22.400 --> 00:51:25.559
or sperm donated. Somehow they got the other and then

965
00:51:25.719 --> 00:51:28.840
it matched out of the same man that they just like.

966
00:51:28.880 --> 00:51:31.559
They even re swabbed him and the swab was negative again,

967
00:51:32.039 --> 00:51:33.079
but the blood work was.

968
00:51:33.599 --> 00:51:36.239
Yeah.

969
00:51:36.480 --> 00:51:40.679
Yeah, and there's a word for them, and it's very

970
00:51:40.800 --> 00:51:43.880
very very rare, but it does happen, and that's just weird.

971
00:51:44.239 --> 00:51:45.320
It's super weird.

972
00:51:45.480 --> 00:51:47.480
Yeah, but.

973
00:51:49.079 --> 00:51:50.039
I guess it's all I got.

974
00:51:50.360 --> 00:51:54.199
Well, that was very interesting. I I don't know how

975
00:51:54.239 --> 00:51:55.400
I feel about.

976
00:51:56.880 --> 00:52:00.440
Yeah, I'm still digesting. I just I can't past the

977
00:52:00.480 --> 00:52:04.719
fake babies. I can't get past the realistic fake babies. Yeah.

978
00:52:04.760 --> 00:52:06.920
See, I would never go out and buy one of them,

979
00:52:06.920 --> 00:52:09.079
But I don't knock somebody if they had some kind

980
00:52:09.079 --> 00:52:12.039
of loss or needed them for emotional support. But I

981
00:52:12.119 --> 00:52:14.239
one hundred percent would go and buy a cabbage patch

982
00:52:14.320 --> 00:52:16.400
doll tomorrow if I saw one that I liked.

983
00:52:16.719 --> 00:52:19.599
Now, imagine you go to some you meet this couple

984
00:52:20.360 --> 00:52:21.719
and they've got this baby.

985
00:52:22.480 --> 00:52:23.760
Me and Kevin are getting hitched.

986
00:52:24.480 --> 00:52:27.079
No, no, no, no, they've got one of those creepy babies.

987
00:52:28.519 --> 00:52:32.199
They've like got it swaddled or something, and you're like, oh,

988
00:52:32.280 --> 00:52:34.599
let me see your baby. And they hand you this

989
00:52:34.719 --> 00:52:37.880
baby and it's a fox like a baby. Like what

990
00:52:37.920 --> 00:52:39.360
do you do?

991
00:52:39.400 --> 00:52:42.039
You give it back politely walk away, but.

992
00:52:42.039 --> 00:52:43.599
You know what I mean. Like they're like, oh, yeah,

993
00:52:43.639 --> 00:52:45.679
this is our you know, son, and blah blah blah

994
00:52:45.679 --> 00:52:48.480
blah blah. And he's three months old the audio and

995
00:52:48.480 --> 00:52:50.440
you're like, oh, can I hold and they're like yeah, sure,

996
00:52:50.760 --> 00:52:52.079
and then they hand it to you and it's like

997
00:52:52.159 --> 00:52:56.079
just a baby doll. Like how do you respond?

998
00:52:56.880 --> 00:52:57.679
Hey bye?

999
00:52:58.280 --> 00:53:02.480
Like oh, he's so cute here you can have him back,

1000
00:53:02.519 --> 00:53:08.000
and then like do that Homer Simpson into the like shrubbery.

1001
00:53:08.199 --> 00:53:11.360
Noop, gotta go. I have a lot of people that

1002
00:53:11.440 --> 00:53:12.039
know where I am.

1003
00:53:12.960 --> 00:53:16.760
Yeah right, I've got life seat three sixty share my

1004
00:53:16.800 --> 00:53:19.760
location with fifty people. I'm on a live stream.

1005
00:53:23.360 --> 00:53:24.840
Boyfriend is around the corner.

1006
00:53:24.880 --> 00:53:27.119
He's super strong. Oh my god, I do is say

1007
00:53:27.119 --> 00:53:27.880
the same word.

1008
00:53:32.480 --> 00:53:33.440
Yeah, oh that.

1009
00:53:33.440 --> 00:53:38.760
Is too funny. But all right, well go home and

1010
00:53:38.920 --> 00:53:43.159
kiss your babies, I guess real or fake, do your whatever,

1011
00:53:43.519 --> 00:53:46.360
Just none of that creepy shit. Man. You see something

1012
00:53:46.440 --> 00:53:53.519
say something and again, give people help if they need help.

1013
00:53:54.280 --> 00:53:57.559
There are resources, people, there are resources.

1014
00:53:57.880 --> 00:54:00.159
And remember clean your sex dolls.

1015
00:54:00.400 --> 00:54:03.920
Oh yes, very thoroughly clean. The sex stalls all holes

1016
00:54:04.000 --> 00:54:04.679
all the time.

1017
00:54:04.760 --> 00:54:05.000
Man.

1018
00:54:05.360 --> 00:54:08.320
But I guess until next time, everybody, we'll see you.

1019
00:54:09.000 --> 00:54:10.679
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